MICKEY MOUSE HEADPHONES: YOU DON’T NEED THEM EVEN IF YOU WANT THEM

Beats made these Mickey Mouse headphones for fans of the iconic Disney mouse. Beats headphones, worn here by a colleague, are pretty damn good. Personally we think Bose makes better headphones, especially their noise-cancelling over-ear Bluetooth “ear goggles,” as late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch (a.k.a., MCA) might have called them. The Beats-Disney collabo looks good, and any hardcore fan of Disney and Mickey Mouse — if such a person exists — would want these, no? But they don’t need these headphones, even if they want them. They’re expensive. Nobody needs these.